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1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
c) both
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
a) Go to a party?
b) Go out to eat?
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY OUT OF:
a) Surfing
b) Skateboarding
c) Skiing
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Anything Big Brand
b) K-Mart
c) Lollie Shop!
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING?
a) Hawaii
b) London
c) Florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO:
a) The Beach?
b) Somewhere Cooler?
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF:
a) Guitar
b) Bass Guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle
e) none
5.
a) Anything Big Brand = tasteful [7 points]
b) K-Mart = laidback [2 points]
c) Lollie Shop! = tasty [5 points]
6.
a) Hawaii = you like being around people [2 points]
b)London = You are quiet,and like the cold [2 points]
c)Florida = You like to party! [5 points]
7.
a- beach = tan, likes the sun [5 points]
b- somewhere cooler = pale and original [2 points]
8.
a) January = popular [5 points]
b) February = lovely [2 points]
c) March = loud [2 points]
d) April = playful [5 points]
e) May = happy [5 points]
f) June = chills a lot[5 points]
g) July = smooth [2 points]
h) August = fun [5 points]
i) September = quiet [2 points]
j) October = out-going [2 points]
k) November = pimpin' it [5 points]
l) December = war [2 points]
9.
a- home = quiet, romantic [5 points]
b- go out with friends = crazy [5 points]
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A - You always want some action.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people
C - You definitely have a partier side in you
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are popular with all types of people
F - Fake.
G - You are very friendly and undestanding
H - you have a very good personality and looks
I - love is something you deeply believe in
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things.
L - You are always smiling and making others smile.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You can be very "FUN"
O - You love foreplay
P - You are very friendly and understanding
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - People think you are sexy, especially your bf/gf
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - you usally r hella tight
V - you are not judgemental
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from
the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you POST THIS ON YOUR SITE in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!
** ABC EMO**
A... is for Alone
B... is for Black HairC... is for Crying
D... is for Death
E... is for Emotion
F... is for "Forgive me"
G ... is for Great hair-style
H ... is for heartbreak
I... is for Intense pain
J... is for Just strange
K... is for Knife
L.... is for Lonely
M... is for Missing piece
N... is for Nothing
O... is for Obsessing nightmares
P... is for "Picked last in gym class"
Q... is for Questioning
R ... is for Remembering
S...is for Sad
T ... is for "The Nightmare before Christmas"
U ... is for Underground
V... is for vengeance
W...is for "Want to be somebody else"
X... is for X-Boyfriends
Y... is for Your damn existance
Z ... is for Zero
Annoy your parents !
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mum/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give them a wedgie...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder..
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
> >> >>STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
> >> >>
> >> >>BOY : May I hold your hand?
> >> >>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> >> >>
> >> >>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> >> >>BOY : You love me...
> >> >>
> >> >>GIRL : If we become engaged will
> >>you give me a ring??
> >> >>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> >> >>
> >> >>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> >> >>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> >> >>
> >> >>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> >> >>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> >> >>
> >> >>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> >> >>GIRL : How soon??
> >> >>
> >> >>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> >> >>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> >> >>
> >> >>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> >> >>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
> >> >>mouth.
> >> >>
> >> >>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
> >> >>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> >> >>
> >> >>MAN : NO, because you make me
> >>sick.
> >> >>
> >> >>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
> >> >>of the other.
> >> >>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
> >> >>comes out of the mouth.
> >> >>
> >> >>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
> >> >>
> >> >>Peter?
> >> >>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> >> >>
> >> >>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
> >> >>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
> >> >>
> >> >>2)
> >> >>Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
> >> >>Pupil : "The moon".
> >> >>Teacher : "Why?"
> >> >>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
> >> >>sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
> >>it".
> >> >>
> >> >>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> >> >>people
> >> >>are no longer interested?"
> >> >>Pupil : "A teacher".
> >> >>
> >> >>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
> >> >>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
> >> >>
> >> >>5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was
> >> >>called current affairs.
> >> >>
> >> >>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
> >> >>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
> >> >>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
> >> >>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
> >> >>teacher".
> >> >>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
> >> >>Sam : "She's a
> >> >>woman".
> >> >>
> >> >>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've
> >> >>failed?"
> >> >>David: "You just send a
> >>telegram: Result declared, past year's
> >> >>performance repeated".
> >> >>
> >> >>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
> >> >>stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
> >> >>Student : "Brotherly
> >> >>love".
> >> >>
> >> >>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
> >> >>eating?"
> >> >>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
> >> >>
> >> >>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
> >> >>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out
> >> >>of ten people die of the disease
> >> >>you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all
> >> >>died".
> >> >>
> >> >>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> >> >>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
> >>the same
> >> >>day and at the same time."
> >> >>
> >> >>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his
> >> >>father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
> >> >>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
> >> >>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Awww, So Sad!!!
Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I
love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there??
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving...
Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me,
I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far
away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up).]
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I dont want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonite, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, dont cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
[They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her]
It says...
"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you.
You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"
[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket,
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me...
-Ricardo"]
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol Okay but I g2g... Call me later.
Girl: *happy*okay, bye, I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!
... Erica turns the T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.
[ She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for...
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. *leaves message* "Its Ricardo, I guess you're
not home so, I called to let you know that I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good. ¢¾ <3x1
Girl: Hey baby I want to show you...
Boy: - cutting her off - ugh I'm so mad!
Girl: Why - Whats wrong?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: Talk about it - Giving him a smile -
Boy: just lost a championship game, parents flipped out on me for no reason, and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games, you know ill take care of you when your sick, what your parents flip about ?
Boy: They are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey I dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: Bye
Girl: wait I want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait 'til tommorow?
Girl: yeah sure .. bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive
...she goes.....
her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: Oh My God!! ( crying )
Boy: What! Whats wrong!?
Sister: My sister...was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok!??
Sister: She's in critical condition
Boy: I'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick
he opened it.....
it said ..... your everything to me.... I love you with everything I am and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to and the first picture they took together
He kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture it looked as if in the picture she was crying then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced dead
This one is so sad it's about a 3 year old girl whos father beats her and abuses her for no reason.
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Take your time with this test and you will be amazed.
Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.
Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a
parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you
have
to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.
MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TESt.
A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4
questions
and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest
results.
Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.
Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go
along.
You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will
tell
you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first
thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one
sees
this but you.
(1)Put the 5 animals in the order of your preference:
Cow,Tiger,Sheep,Horse or Pig
(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat,
Rat,Coffee, Sea.
(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which
you
can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice.
Name just one person for each color:
Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.
(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the
week.
FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.
Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing,
REPEAT your wish. ANSWERS:
(1) This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY
(2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your own life.
(3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life
4) You have to put this message on ur websyt
and your wish will come true on the date that you recorded.
This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - just take a
few
seconds to look it up, read it and think.
Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in
the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious
99.9% true test Quick test!!!*Do it one by one, don't look ahead!**
This is like, 99.9% true!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--i'm watching you)
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THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from
the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS ON YOUR SITE in one hour
peace!!!
